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I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
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To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.
One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.
Why does no one teach us these things anymore?
I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.
I’m pretty sure my mom taught me this before she taught me how to even read the book.
The one harry potter book my sister read before me has a broken binding and it makes me so ill
Important life skills, brought to you by tumblr.
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the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woohoo
- woohoo
- woohoo
- propose
karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas:
dreaming-of-loveandpurpleflowers:
Barbie and Ken
Tragic
If you look in the second to last picture, you can see an eye in the window in the mirror, like there’s someone looking into the dollhouse.
I still love this!
oh my god i’ve reblogged this before, but the meaning of the second to last one only just hit me AND NOW EVERYTHING HURTS
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Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
These are glorious.
Ahahha perfect
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
lovely things → books
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
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